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THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?You're incrediburgableshe saidwhich is to say You're a little like incrediblebut a lot more like ahamburger.Chocolate Waters
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ELVIS & MARILYN:The deader they get -the more money they make.Chocolate Waters
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DISARM ALL RAPISTSBut what will we do With their legs?Chocolate Waters
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(1)BEING A POETis like opening a car door& exposing yourself.(2) B E I N G A GOOD POETis like opening the door& exposing the passengeras well.Chocolate Waters
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REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age, people knowyou're fat and old.Chocolate Waters